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How's My Driving? [Oct. 19th, 2011|09:01 am]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
How's My Fucking Driving?

Constructive criticism, flames, historical corrections, want me to pass a message to Romano about him leaving the oven on?

Anon is on, I think. IP logging is off, I think. Comments are screened.
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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2009|10:58 pm]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
...the Island of Beautiful Women didn't work out. It's not like they weren't beautiful enough or anything. Quite the opposite! They were TOO beautiful! That's right! TOO BEAUTIFUL and they liked us TOO much so we had to leave! alkdsgjalksdgjalskgjl

So now we have this fucking hugeass boat. I have to use a stepstool to get onto the damn toilet and it TAKES FOREVER and lakdsgjalkdgjldaskg

We ran out of food again and Blue went off to do other stuff so now we're stopping at this island but it's fucking covered in ice. Dammit, I'm going to freeze my ass off! I'm not used to this weather!
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(no subject) [Nov. 11th, 2009|04:07 pm]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
Holy shit, this is the best fucking island ever.






My only problem is not being able to find a men's room.
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Vampires. [Nov. 4th, 2009|06:34 pm]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
No reason.

But I'm wondering if anyone knows anything about vampires.

Not that I'm asking for anything other than hypothetical purposes.

Dammit.

If you were bitten by a vampire, NOT THAT I HAVE BEEN, would you turn into a vampire too and how long would it take?

NO REASON, REALLY?

What if this vampire was some other animal too? Like, RANDOMLY, a dog? I don't even know why I chose a dog, it is SUCH A RANDOM CHOICE. But seriously. Can being a vampire cross through species?

lkjglskg fuck.

I keep thinking ketchup looks like blood. Does that mean I'm a vampire?
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LOG!!! (Incomplete!!) [Oct. 27th, 2009|06:18 pm]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
Who: Spain el_tomatino, Belgium bellabelgium and Romano buonobuono_ooh. The turtles are also there.
When: This takes place in the future. RIGHT before the Halloween Party!
What: Pre-Halloweening. This will only end in tears.
Where: The kitchen. Where else would they be?
Rating: NC-17. Of course.

Cuando a Roma fueres, haz como vieres.Collapse )
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Dear Lovino~ [Oct. 23rd, 2009|09:09 pm]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
Because you all seem to suck need assistance at love and life, I've decided to open up an advice column. It's called Dear Lovino. It's simple, write me a letter, anonymous or not and ask me about something that is bothering you or something you need answered. Don't forget to sign your letters.

The Amazing and Handsome Lovino is not responsible for your satisfaction in the response.

Buona fortuna.
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NON BUONO TOMATO!! [Oct. 14th, 2009|08:33 pm]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
This is unfuckingbelievable. We have been unable to find an island that sells, grows or gives away tomatoes all week.

The first island we went to had never even HEARD of tomatoes.
The second island said that tomatoes went extinct several years ago.
The third island only had PURPLE tomatoes and that's just fucking gay.

On the FOURTH island, we actually found tomatoes but they WERE FUCKING HUGE AND LOOKED LIKE THIS:




EVEN THE GODDAMNED SHARK IS AFRAID OF THAT GIANT MOTHERFUCKING TIT-SUCKING TOMATO!!! I WANT TO EAT A TOMATO NOT GET EATEN BY ONE!!


Dammit. If we don't find an island that actually has tomatoes, I'm going to get irritable. Does anyone have any they're willing to trade?
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Sleepwalking. [Oct. 10th, 2009|12:08 am]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
I was sleepwalking for the past couple days. So if I was randomly gay for you, don't start planning a wedding or anything because I probably fucking hate you.

Also, if I was mean to you, nothing would give me a greater pleasure than to treat you to a dinner to make up for it. ♥
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LOG!!! (Complete.) [Oct. 4th, 2009|01:12 am]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
Who: Spain el_tomatino and Romano buonobuono_ooh and anyone else who feels like crashing.
When: Saturdayish? Maybe Sunday? It's up for interpretation.
What: Meant to be for dancing lessons. Who knows what craziness will ensue?!
Rating: NC-17. We all know how hardcore I tend to get. I even used my sexy icon.

More bounty-raising action!Collapse )
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(no subject) [Oct. 2nd, 2009|09:58 pm]
Lovino Vargas - Italia Romano
So because I've been playing with this god-damned retard for the past four hours, it's time to get something productive actually done.

So give me some fucking dirt. Don't sugarcoat it, SLAM THE BASTARD. I'm declaring a Meme Anonimo.

I don't give a shit how you do it either. Comment with your username and comment anonymously to other jackass' usernames. Or just comment with whatever.




((OOC: Yeah, are meme declarations EVER in character? I don't even care! It's an anon meme and you can do things however you want! I don't care. If you are too lazy to comment anonymously, you know the password for the anon account, right? The username is mmanonmm.))
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